Anybody Who Knows This Girl Tell Her To Hit Me Up Like Now!

SEXYThis girl is so sexy I cant stop looking at this pic…. Call Me ASAP!


Boobies and Vaginas All Around On The Sunny Beach Then Suddenly…WEED!!!

boat with weedJust when you thought the day couldn’t get any better a ship full of weed comes crashing in!


If You Skip School You Are Likely To End Up On A Mine Field and Watch Helplessly As Your Friends Are Blown To Pieces One By One… STAY IN SCHOOL :)

According to the Learn For Life Foundation of Western Australia, staying is school is VERY important, and slacking off can have grave, disturbing consequences. I’m not sure if the message will get across to all students, but it may encourage some to go to film school and learn how to blow stuff up. At the very least, I have something to show my future kids to give them horrible nightmares. Well done, Australia.

Taylor Swift Gets Her Ass Whooped

Girl Gets Kicked

How To Get Girls Wet

Getting Girls Wet

He Forgot To Take His Finger Off The Jalapeno… Rookie Mistake


The Meter Nazi’s Are Dicks Rain, Sleet, or SNOW!!!


Parking Enforcement have to be getting paid for every ticket they issue because those fuckers are waaaay to dedicated and happy about writing people tickets. Even in 3 feet of snow they are complete pieces of shit to innocent drivers.

The Meowl


Shout Out To My Favorite Producer… Such A Dope Song and Video

Girls Wonder Why I Just Want To Fuck… This Explains Alot.

XXX Rozay



If The Nazi’s Won The War This Is How All Children Would Look And Have Fun… ;)

Hitler had a vision of the perfect race which was blonde hair and blue eye and it seems German Shepherds were particularly synonymous with the Nazi party so this is Hitlers picturesque view of his great great great grandchildren… Haha Joking But Seriously.

The Fresh, Fine, Hot, Girl Of The Moment!!!



Super Fine Girl… This Picture is dope I don’t give a shit what kind of photoshop artist they may hav3 in this pic… She looks sexy so does the production…

Games Teaching Kids At a Young Age How To Elude Fathers Scorning…

how to escape trouble


Who remembers this board game? So the objective of the game was to sneak around the sleeping father and not awaken him from his slumber by avoiding certain objects and animals in the house that make loud noises so you can get to the refrigerator and get a late night snack. Honestly the game is kind of twisted because why the hell is the dad getting so pissed at his kids just because they are hungry and want to get a bite to eat? I mean come on daddy feed your damn kids!!! But ultimately this is great learning device for children for future of sneaking out of the house and partying 🙂

We Live In A Plastic World… Literally!

So obviously everybody has read or seen the ocean is so full of trash and chemicals it has completely changed it’s composition and is slowly killing off or mutating everything that lives in or around it… But this is ridiculous! Humans have now changed the composition of the water falling from the sky! This lady takes a snowball and trys to melt it with a lighter and the snowball does not melt like ice it melts like plastic! Wow…

Gay Horney Beats Off The Competition!

Gay Horney

Gay Horney wants to know where you live… And find you a better place to live!

It’s Official! Bob Ross Is More Gangster Than Rick Ross!

People Have SpokenThe people have spoken and it is quite obvious that Bob Ross makes Rick Ross look like a punk ass bitch… Sorry Ricky

your rhymes of killin’, drug dealin, and pistol wieldin’, just dont match up to the finely tuned brush strokes and smooth talking

voice Bob Ross when he’s painting a cloud!


How Many Dumb Cops Does It Take To Knock Down A Door? Apparently More Than Four…

Turkey Special Operations Group have no luck opening the door, until they eventually asked to be let in …..

Tom And Jerry Worked Out Their Differences And Are Now In Love!

mouse kittay love


Their babies will be soooooo Cute!!!

This Is A Message From Gun ShmiFF Brought To You By A Little Girl…

lil girl fuck you

Weeding Out The Dumb Ones! Darwinism…


The world needs less stupid people and here is an example of Darwinism at its best… Only the smart survive!

Justin Bieber Is Getting Deported!!!


The petition is clear and to the point: “Deport Justin Bieber and revoke his green card.”

And now the petition at, created six days ago, has passed the 100,000-signature mark required to get an official response from the Obama administration. Wednesday morning at 8, the total was at 102,446 signatures.

We the people of the United States feel that we are being wrongly represented in the world of pop culture. We would like to see the dangerous, reckless, destructive and drug-abusing Justin Bieber deported and his green card revoked. He is not only threatening the safety of our people, but he is also a terrible influence on our nation’s youth. We the people would like to remove Justin Bieber from our society.” 

Meanwhile, a petition to the Obama administration not to deport the world-famous Canadian pop singer has 1,458 signatures as of 8 a.m. PST Wednesday. As the tally shows, that’s 98,542 signatures still needed by Feb. 24 to hit 100,000.

The anti-deportation contingent seeks to appeal to our humanity.

The whole idea of Justin Drew Bieber getting deported is completely unfair. He doesn’t deserve this. … With your help, we can stop it. He’s human. He’s not perfect. The media sees the bad side of him. Please. He’s saved so many lives. Including mine. A lifesaver shouldn’t deserve this.”

News Anchors Are Nympho Perverts… 8====D

It seems to me News Anchors have genitals on the mind quite often.

Smell My Finger… That’s Where You Came From!

Smell Fangaz

How To Save Money On Valentines Day!


SAY NO TO The Pink Superman Pills!

Pink Superman Pills


Police in Scotland have issued a warning against pink “Superman” ecstasy-like pills that have be circulating in the United Kingdom.   They have found, according to the BBC, that the pills to contain methoxyamphetamine (PMA).

PMA has previously been connected to a number of serious adverse reactions and fatalities.  In the United States this past September, the Electric Zoo Music Festival had to be shut down due to two fatalities, said to be caused by PMA.

As the precursors to create MDMA (commonly referred to as ecstasy or molly) have become less available due to law enforcement action, illicit drug manufacturers have began to use the more dangerous PMA compound.

The stimulant and euphoric effects of PMA are only slightly similar to that of MDMA, as PMA behaves more like an antidepressant.


how-to-make-a-bacon-bowl-1There is not one thing I can think of that would not go well inside this bowl!


Describe This Animated Painting In One Word…

Rino Stefano Tagliafierro 2

What Exactly was going through this artists mind when he painted this? He had a freaky/kinky side obviously…

Chewbacca is Quite The Philosopher


‘Sail’ By AWOL Nation and Silly Cat Things


No More Chocolate Thingies or Pickle Chips for this kid or the toilet will overflow again!!!

Dr. Dog Knows Good Dooky…


Now He Can Suck His Own D No Problem… ;)

Long Neck

General Motors Budget Cuts Are Getting Serious…


Where’s Your Helmet Young Lady?


THE ULTIMATE FUCK YOU!!! (Download FREE Below!!!)


Fuck Yourself



This Looks Like A Typical DAY From My Childhood…


What Could Happened If You Party To Hard In West Hollywood…

tricked!What would you do?


Make Up a Tagline for This That Isn’t Racist…. Impossible?

No other way

My New Stage Dancer…

doggy dance

Bieber Brings Joy To Incarcerated Rapists!


Crazy Women Take Notes!


Save a Pets life today!

Rave cow…


We all get thirsty at a rave so now we got milk on deck at all times!
#rave #gotmilk #edm #electronicmusic #ravecow

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